God tries wiping the south off the face of the planet...again.

Whether or not you believe in God (which, honestly, I don't) you have to admit that it looks like something really doesn't like the south. After the many disasters of the past, most prominently Katrina, the south is now being assailed by tornadoes. So first they got flooded away and now they're getting blown away. My question is, why don't these people move? Everyone, just abandon the south. Clearly, you're fighting a losing battle.